When Cascadia Wheezes and the Cosmos Hacks Reality

The ground is clearing its throat again—and history warns it can scream. We open with a six-week swarm of 400+ microquakes rattling the Cascadia Subduction Zone, slip-and-hiss tremors off Crete, and Campi Flegrei’s thousand-quakes-in-May reminder that supervolcanoes don’t retire.